{"id":6535,"date":"2019-05-12T03:11:23","date_gmt":"2019-05-12T07:11:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.penandkinkpub.com\/home\/?p=6535"},"modified":"2019-05-08T10:14:40","modified_gmt":"2019-05-08T14:14:40","slug":"things-you-never-knew-you-wanted-to-know-about-wendy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.penandkinkpub.com\/home\/things-you-never-knew-you-wanted-to-know-about-wendy\/","title":{"rendered":"Things You Never Knew You Wanted to Know About Wendy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[et_pb_section bb_built=&#8221;1&#8243; inner_width=&#8221;auto&#8221; inner_max_width=&#8221;none&#8221;][et_pb_row][et_pb_column type=&#8221;4_4&#8243;][et_pb_image _builder_version=&#8221;3.22.2&#8243; z_index_tablet=&#8221;500&#8243; src=&#8221;http:\/\/www.penandkinkpub.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Wendy-Sparrow.png&#8221; align=&#8221;center&#8221; \/][et_pb_text _builder_version=&#8221;3.22.2&#8243; text_text_shadow_horizontal_length=&#8221;text_text_shadow_style,%91object Object%93&#8243; 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Hang on to your butts, folks. It\u2019s about to get weird.<\/p>\n<h5><strong>1. When was your first kiss?<\/strong><\/h5>\n<p>My first kiss took place in front of the entire church congregation. He never saw it coming. Chris Elsmore, if you\u2019re out there, I probably should have asked before I planted one on you in church. In my defense, I was only like five or six, and it seemed like the thing to do.<\/p>\n<h5>\u00a0<\/h5>\n<h5><strong>2. What was the strangest job you ever held?<\/strong><\/h5>\n<p>For several years, I was a Barney impersonator\u2014like the big, purple dinosaur. I went to children\u2019s parties and did parades and I was good\u2014damn good.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, like many high-risk careers, it just got too dangerous. No, I\u2019m legitimately serious. People didn\u2019t know that under that giant dinosaur head was a scrawny nineteen-year-old girl. It was during a time when there was a lot of anti-Barney sentiment. After the first time I got jumped by a group of guys, my manager insisted on having a bodyguard along with me.<\/p>\n<p>Then, there was the parade.<\/p>\n<p>It was over one hundred degrees and I was roasting inside the costume, soaked in sweat, and suffering from heat exhaustion. A bunch of teenage boys thought it\u2019d be hilarious to rush me and punch me in the stomach. That was it for my career as a Barney impersonator. It was just too dangerous.<\/p>\n<h5>\u00a0<\/h5>\n<h5><strong>3. What are your strongest phobias?<\/strong><\/h5>\n<p>Dead bodies. No contest. It\u2019s not something I can control either. I can\u2019t go to viewings, and I actually passed out on a Human Biology field trip to see a med school cadaver. Next strongest phobia is daddy-long-legs. I\u2019m not scared of other spiders. I just can\u2019t handle the thought of trying to kill those ugly things and their spindly legs falling off and, oh, ugh, can we stop talking about this already? What sadistic freak chose this question?<\/p>\n<h5>\u00a0<\/h5>\n<h5><strong>4. Which are better: even or odd numbers?<\/strong><\/h5>\n<p>Odd. Even numbers are sharp, pointy, and uncomfortable. Odd numbers are smooth, curved, and cozy. I strongly dislike even numbers, with the exception of 42, for obvious reasons.<\/p>\n<h5>\u00a0<\/h5>\n<h5><strong>5. How many novels and novellas have you completed? (including those unpublished)<\/strong><\/h5>\n<p>I had to go count these and, from what I can see, it looks like I\u2019ve completed 74 novels and novellas (anything over 11K was included, but I didn\u2019t include several WIPs that died between 15K-20K, which seems to be a make-or-break point for me.) I ran across a few novellas that I didn\u2019t even remember writing. I\u2019ve been writing since June of 2009, so next month is my ten-year anniversary, I guess.<\/p>\n<p>Last year, I had some really strange health issues hit, and I didn\u2019t think I was long for this world. Instead of doing what a normal person would do and getting my affairs in order, I tried to finish a series of books so that it\u2019d be complete. I didn\u2019t want to die with the series undone. Who needs a will when you can complete a series of six UF novels? Honestly, my family is full of fans and given the choice between a will and this series being completed, well, I went with the more likely choice. Hey, this was my legacy, people. It was fiction, but I don\u2019t mind being remembered for it.<\/p>\n<h5>\u00a0<\/h5>\n<h5><strong>6. Who inspired you to start writing?<\/strong><\/h5>\n<p>I come from a very creative family, and I used to tell myself bedtime stories to combat insomnia as a child. When I was in high school, I was in a Creative Writing class taught by a Mr. Amundson, and he told me that I had \u201cit.\u201d He said that he wasn\u2019t sure about the rest of the class, but he was convinced one day that he\u2019d be able to hold my published book in his hands. That belief in me felt more significant than he could have imagined.<\/p>\n<h5>\u00a0<\/h5>\n<h5><strong>7. If you could jump on a plane and fly anywhere\u2014where would you go?<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-6537 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/www.penandkinkpub.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/new-orleans-351592_640.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"302\" height=\"201\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.penandkinkpub.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/new-orleans-351592_640.jpg 640w, http:\/\/www.penandkinkpub.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/new-orleans-351592_640-150x100.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.penandkinkpub.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/new-orleans-351592_640-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 302px) 100vw, 302px\" \/><\/strong><\/h5>\n<p>New Orleans. For some reason, that will always be the most romantic city in my mind. I\u2019ve been twice, but I\u2019d go again in a heartbeat. There are places in Europe that intrigue me, as well as other places that sound cool, but going to New Orleans doesn\u2019t fill me with jitters at its unfamiliarity. The history is so rich and the people are so amazingly friendly. I\u2019d love to go back. I read every book set in New Orleans that I can get my hot little hands on.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h5><strong>8. Do you cry while writing and revising?<\/strong><\/h5>\n<p>I really, really do. It\u2019s not even in logical places and it doesn\u2019t get any easier in revisions. If I cry in one spot in a book\u2014which includes almost all my books\u2014then, I\u2019ll cry there for eternity. It\u2019s partly why I prefer to work alone and at night.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h5><strong>9. Are you a pantser or a plotter?<\/strong><\/h5>\n<p>Okay, so I do get this question in other interviews, but I\u2019m the pantsingpantserwho everpantsed. A good amount of the time, I have no idea where a story will end and I just write on faith that it will end well. I used to always say, \u201cIt\u2019ll all work out in the rewrite,\u201d but, lately, I\u2019ve done this enough that I can usually find my way in the rough draft. It just works out. Because writing is magic. Always has been. Always will be. Writing is touching magic.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h5><strong>10. Why are you choosing not to end this list on an even number?<\/strong><\/h5>\n<p>I have severe clinical OCD. When I say that even numbers make me uncomfortable, I mean that they really do. Even medicated, I\u2019ve got some fun little hang-ups that I just roll with because it\u2019s easier. I\u2019ve always been very candid about my OCD and my history as a cutter online on social media and in my blog. It\u2019s who I am and what made me that person. It runs deep.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h5><strong>11. 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